From www.4tnz.com
We love to sink our fangs into any gossip about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, but c'mon, some rumors are just outright ridic!!!
For instance? An Australian tabloid called New Weekly ran a cover story recently claiming K-Stew is pregnant... with Rob's baby!
Their "evidence" includes a shot of Kristen with the top button of her leather pants unbuttoned on the set of the Runaways flick she's filming. They call it "bump watch."
Uhhh, I think that's called getting some freakin' air, people! Tight leather pants = portable sauna. Lay off poor Kristen!
While we're not breaking a sweat over this bit of "news," we thought it might be entertaining to try to top all the Twilight fiction out there.
See if you can spot the stories we fully made up (hint: it's all of them):
- R-Patz is considering becoming a girl. Will go by R-Patricia.
- Kellan Lutz actually wears inflatable swimmies to get that muscular bicep look.
- Taylor Lautner and Ashley Greene are the same person. He has lots of different wigs.
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